Merry Christmas everyone! Bass Cat and Yar-Craft will be closed from noon the 24th through till December 28th. We will reclose at noon the 31st to reopen January 4th. May all of you and your families have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Prayers to those in need this season and thanks for the blessings we have received. We look forward to a wonderful 2016 season!God Bless, Rick Pierce, President, Yar-Craft and Bass Cat Boats The 2006 BFHP Christmas Poem Twas the night before Christmas and on the North Pole The sleigh was all packed, reindeer ready to role The presents were loaded all safe and sound But Jolly St. Nick was nowhere to be found! The elves checked the workshop, but he wasnt there They couldnt find Santa, they looked everywhere Lets go up to the house and ask Mrs. Claus The elf with big ears said as they paused They trudged through the snow, up the porch on the double Mrs. Claus let them in and they knew there was trouble The gifts are all wrapped and were ready to fly Hey Mrs. C., where is the Big Guy? Its not looking good boys, Santas not well A touch of E-Coli from last nights Taco Bell. I know youve worked hard, I hate to ruin the plan But we wont have Christmas if I cant get him out of the can! To the bathroom they ran to see for themselves Mrs. Claus ran behind the six little elves Pinch it off Boss, its time to get started Santa just groaned and grunted and fa_ted Think of Funky and Tbone and Gooty and Paul Remember Tater and Wannabe on your lap at the mall? My head is on fire and my stomachs all a twitter Damn Nacho Bell Grande, I cant leave the chitter! Mrs. Claus looked at the elves with their pointy little ears I cant believe Im doing this she mumbled through her tears Put a call into Woody, he can spread the alert CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. SANTAS GOT THE SQUIRTS. The elves were dejected, they didnt know what to think One said, no pun intended, but this really stinks! Theyve already lost BASS Saturday, they cant be disappointed again If we cancel Christmas, theyll blame ESPN We cant cancel Christmas, weve never done it before They heard a muffled voice say through the bathroom door Binkwood and Punk have really been rotten But the rest of the Home Pagers cant be forgotten Maybe we wont cancel Christmas after all Slide your phone under the door and Ill make a call Meanwhile, Back at The Board Not a creature was stirring, they were out like a light Spinny and Popi went to bed without a fight Arby and Redeye, Danco and 3Gs Had all settled down to catch some ZZZs The boys were all nestled snug in their beds While visions of Diva danced in their heads Theyd all been tucked in for a long winters rest Not knowing of Santas intestinal distress Through my window the moonlight was streaming When I was awakened by some God awful screaming I jumped to the window and what did I spy? A twenty foot BassCat whizzing through the sky He did a one eighty, came by for another pass I thought to myself, who is this dumb ass? This time he came closer, who is this guy With all the tattoos and fists pumping the sky? What was Santa thinking? Where was his head? Who had he sent to act in his stead? He could have called Brown, DHL or FedEX But no, he sent Ike just to piss off the Rednecks! He landed the Puma out in the yard With twenty inch spinners it didnt hit hard Ole Rick thought ahead and Ike proofed the craft He made him a light pole from a Minn Kota shaft Santa called and hes feeling pretty crappy So Im here with the goods to make all the kids happy He unloaded the Cat as fast as could be And stashed all the presents under the tree As he fired up the Yammy to finish up for the night Ike screamed NEVER GIVE UP! as he flew out of sight This year, as were fighting and fussing with those who have dissed us Lets remember the story of How Ike Saved Christmas Merry Christmas 2006 Hammer
