Well, I think I am suffering from Nobasscatingarageitis. Yep, I diagnosed myself and everything. Symptoms include depressed moods, lethargy, obsessive thoughts about fishing from a Bass Cat, ritualistic cleaning and organizing of fishing equipment, irritability, insomnia, and difficulty in concentrating on anything other than what a red, white and blue 09 Puma will look and perform like with a Mercury 250 Pro XS on the back. Related symptoms include spending hours on end on the Bass Cat site and irritating the heck out of everyone with an infinite amount of questions related to Bass Cat boats. I will see my doctor early next week for some other medical issues, and I will probably be placed on additional medications and possibly psychotherapy for the nobasscatingarageitis. There is no known cure for this debilitating condition, but I heard that symptoms decrease with delivery of a Bass Cat Puma to ones driveway. I recently volunteered to serve as an experimental subject in medical research to assist in finding a definitive answer to the question of whether ownership of a BassCat Puma will decrease symptoms sufficiently to cure the condition. Though the condition is not life threatening, the impact on those suffering from the disorder and their immediate family that must reside in the same home is considerable. Bass Cat, only you may end this needless suffering by the masses of soon to be boat owners in this great country of ours. If you have any compassion at all, contribute earnestly to this important and worthwhile medical research. I will let everyone know what new medications I am placed on to combat this condition, and I will also let you know whether the medication is effective in reducing symptoms. Geez, I need to go fishing. I hope all have a great evening. I am signing off for now to get some much needed rest! Corky soon to be “Bass Cat Corky”
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