[font=ARIAL,SANS-SERIF]The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.[/font][font=ARIAL,SANS-SERIF][/font][font=ARIAL,SANS-SERIF]He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help.If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”[/font][font=ARIAL,SANS-SERIF]The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”[/font]