Should I Divorce My Wife?

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June 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm #441010

Corky
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I am contemplating divorcing my wife, as she insists that I leave my boat in the garage during our two week vacation. She wants me to visit both her family in Tennessee and my family in South Carolina, but without the boat, as she fears I will spend too much time with or in the boat and not enough time with family. We have only been married for 25 years, and I could possibly replace her with someone that would be more sensitive to my needs (fishing). As I have been with her for the past 25 years, and I have only been with my 09 Puma for the past two months, I really think I could make better use of my two week vaction by bonding with my Puma. What do you guys think? News Update: I informed my wife as she was packing for our departure this evening that I was either going to take the Puma with us on vacation or I was going to divorce her. How did that work out you may ask. Well, not too good. She informed me that I was not going to take the Puma but said the divorce was not that bad of an idea. Her next response frightened me, as she stated that the result of a divorce would be that she would take everything I had, have, and hope to have in the future, including the Puma. After rethinking the consequence of the divorce, I guess I will go cover the Puma and leave her by herself in the garage for the next week as I visit with family without my boat. The good news from all of this is that my dad just purchased a new salt water boat and I will go redfishing with him in South Carolina for a few days. I hope the Puma does not find out about my using another boat for a few days for redfishing in South Carolina! I will not be on the boards for the next two weeks. If I survive the vacation with my wife with load of time alone in a Honda Accord with her, I will be back on the boards in two weeks. Corky

June 20, 2009 at 6:55 pm #441011

onebgfish
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Sounds like my wife

June 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm #441012

macbass.basscatowners
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See Corky you just havent thought this out to well yet..See when I take my wife on vacation the family goes also and we just load up and go to Mountain home arkansas for a vacation at the owners tournament…the women go do what they want to do and the men obviously go fishing..But you also might have to take her for a boat ride on alke norfork it is worth the trip and a camera is a must..she wont forget it…IF ITS NOT A CAT ITS A DOG BASSCAT BOATS 2001 COUGAR 225 YAMAHA….www.dropshotdennys.com

June 20, 2009 at 7:17 pm #441013

basscat247
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Should have just sent the boat my way. Would have taken very good care of her why you were gone for two weeks. Would have talked to her every night, taken her out on the lake for a good drive and of course. Feed her a healthy diet of Small and Large Mouth Bass why you were gone !! Good Luck

June 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm #441014

cajun catter
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[font=&AMP]Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl Will you marry me? The girl said, NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.[/font] [font=&AMP]The End[/font]

June 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm #441015

Charcoal Puma
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LOL to anyone thinking about marriage, try this test…….put your future bride and your dog in the trunk, lock them in for an hour or so, open the trunk after an hour and keep which one is happiest to see you, LOL Betting its the dog!

June 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm #441016

Jimpantera2
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cajun catter wrote: [font=&AMP]Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl Will you marry me? The girl said, NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.[/font] [font=&AMP]The End[/font] I fart whenever I want to, oh yea we just live together and its MY house

June 21, 2009 at 11:59 am #441017

Bass Cat Boats
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Sounds like a couple of you guys have met my ex Im sure Corky is having a blast on his vacation. If nothing else he can look up Internet friends to fish with “hint”

June 21, 2009 at 5:24 pm #441018

Bass Cat Boats
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Corkys a hoot! With all the passifications and justifications, we are sure it is a matter of mutual tolerance in the “D” household! BCB

June 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm #441019

dbasketman
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All Corky had to do was tell his bride how much he was looking forward to spending two weeks of wedded bliss with her,,,,,constant togetherness, levitra,,,,,and how he couldnt wait ! She woulda hooked the new boat up for him! Has worked for me in the past, and still does !
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